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Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly? She was pretty ugaly. What's big and ugly and found at twenty fathomes? A monster with an aqualung. What's big and ugly and goes at 125 m.p.h.? A monster on an Inter-City train. Why do some monsters have big ears? Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom. What happens when monsters hold beauty contests? Nobody wins. What is the best things to do if monster breaks down your front door? Run out of the back door. Why was Baron Frankenstein never lonely? Because he was good at making friends. Did you hear about Romeo Monster meeting Juliet Monster? It was love at first fright. What did the policeman say when he met the three headed monster? "ALLO,'allo,'allo.' What is the monsters' favourite football team? Slitherpool. What is the ghosts' favourite Wild West town? Tombstone. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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